Gordon: Gee, it sure is boring around here! Gman: Mah boi. This peace is what all true scientists strive FOR. Gordon: I just wonder what Breen's up to! Eli: Your Weirdness! Dr. Breen and his Combine minions have seized City 17! Gman: Hmm... how can WE help? Eli: It is written, Only Gordon Freeman can defeat Dr. Breen. Gordon: Great! I'll grab my weapons! Eli: There is no time. Your crowbar is enough! Gordon: *to Alyx* How about some nice hot sex before I go? Alyx: GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMMEYOUPERVERT! Eli: Squadala! We're off! Gordon: Wooow. What's that big blue buildiiiing? Eli: THIS is the Citadel. YOU must infiltrate it. Gordon: I guess I better get going. Eli: HERE is the train. Where do you wish to stop?